Scarecrow For Hire

Unwanted visitors to your crops?

Have you thought about hiring a scarecrow?

This one comes with fabulous references and has a unique selling pitch in that it is a scarecrow that can move!

In fact this scarecrow only stands still in order to lure the unwitting prey in and then it acts…; scaring the feathers right off the crows head, the whiskers off the mice and the sticky bits off the insect’s legs!

You will not be disappointed. Get in touch soon, don’t delay..this scarecrow has itchy pegs and needs to move on to more pestered pastures.